I told a friend how I thought it was so weird to be this age and getting excited about buying a new toilet for my home.
If 10 or even 16 year old me saw me, they’d be so disappointed.
Granted, I still have fun and still play my games. But man, getting stuff to help you keep the house orderly and it being new is a feeling I only started experiencing.
I told a friend how I thought it was so weird to be this age and getting excited about buying a new toilet for my home.
If 10 or even 16 year old me saw me, they’d be so disappointed.
Granted, I still have fun and still play my games. But man, getting stuff to help you keep the house orderly and it being new is a feeling I only started experiencing.
I have fantasized for years about buying a toto toilet. the most expensive one I could afford.
“I give you happy poopy time!”
What’s a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?
It’s a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.
Yeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.
🎵 It’s gonna take some time to get this crap out of you
There’s nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵
Maybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee
Does it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?
The bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa
Ass-frica*
Yes, but think about how exciting 16 year old you would be about having sex regularly, and having your own money to spend on hobbies.
30 year old me wants to know when that starts.