I desperately wish that somebody would ask Trump in an interview just the stupid question:
“Mr Trump, can you actually name a single species of whale that exists?”
I really don’t think he could. I think it would ruffle his feathers though, especially if you prefaced the question by stating most kids know at least 2 whales or something of the like. Set the bar super low, get him defensive about a silly dumb thing and then laugh at him when he can’t even clear it.
We’re taking about a guy who thinks a magnet gets destroyed if you pour water on it. There are a few things I’m pretty confident he knows - the toppings that come on a Big Mac, for instance - but it’s not a big list.
“I’ve seen many whales before. They don’t like windmills. I see them fly away as soon as they see a windmill. They say I’m the best at watching whales fly, did you know that?”
Since when does this dude give a shit about whales?
Since he saw one on that test he aced.
Gotta get ambergris somewhere
Whales? No. But he does care about being
kingpresident of America.Let’s be completely honest with ourselves now.
I desperately wish that somebody would ask Trump in an interview just the stupid question:
“Mr Trump, can you actually name a single species of whale that exists?”
I really don’t think he could. I think it would ruffle his feathers though, especially if you prefaced the question by stating most kids know at least 2 whales or something of the like. Set the bar super low, get him defensive about a silly dumb thing and then laugh at him when he can’t even clear it.
Bet he couldnt recite the alphabet. Dead serious.
We’re taking about a guy who thinks a magnet gets destroyed if you pour water on it. There are a few things I’m pretty confident he knows - the toppings that come on a Big Mac, for instance - but it’s not a big list.
There’s no way he knows what the special sauce actually is.
“I’ve seen many whales before. They don’t like windmills. I see them fly away as soon as they see a windmill. They say I’m the best at watching whales fly, did you know that?”
Ever since saying something which is contrary to the evidence about whales became a way to annoy people who care about them.