I have aldready tried candyman and bloody mary (i said their names three time in front of a mirror correct me if i’m wrong) anything else i can try ?

  • Cyv_@kbin.social
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    5 months ago

    Just say a regular prayer to the christian god but call him a shithead and see if he smites ya.

    • THE MASTERMIND@feddit.chOP
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      5 months ago

      Shithead ? I have called gods more than that . And yes i am severely fucked but i don’t think its because gods exist if he did i have challenged him multiple time to fight to death why not accept that and prove it to me instead of just cursing me endlessly ?

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        5 months ago

        Is that how it works?

        I call him a shit head and he smites me. Do you think he would be fooled if I burned a written prayer with trump’s forged signature?