I’ll try to stay serene and calm

When Alabama gets the bomb

—“Who’s Next” by Tom Lehrer

Nothing wrong with being weird! Sometimes we all have to take Chances.

Oh no! …Anyway.

including scores of women and children

This always assumes that there are no civilian men. I get that men are the ones usually conscripted, but… that’s always seemed weird to me.

should of

should have

How much do we want to bet that someone along the line looked the other way because they believe in being violent towards their kids?

Those people still exist, unfortunately.

Ah, the sound of Joe Rogan’s head exploding.

The reactionary vegan hate is real.

Brian Wilson and Al Jardine have been pretty openly against the Orange One using their music. But yeah… Mike Love’s gonna Mike Love. Not sure why Bruce Johnston still associates with him.

“It’s the D–k van D–e show! Starring D–k van D–e!”

Whoops, I made an assumption there. Post edited.

Yeah, Wikimedia commons… not sure why someone would do that.

Almost 1 in 4 are downvotes. The word “vegan” really triggers some people.

In response to gross privacy violations from big companies and governments:

“If you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to fear.”

Tampon Tim

Stopping the red from flowing. County by county, state by state.

Hey, I think that Linda Ellerbee would be a fine debate moderator.

This won’t matter if no one votes.

Also, Newsweek has been going far out of their way to paint a picture of Trump doing poorly even when he’s not. Beware this source.

Thoughts, yes. Please keep in mind that thoughts are not necessarily in the form of a voice, even in humans.

Yep! Thankfully, Clinton won in 2016 and no Democrats actually had to vote. ;-)

Is it just me, or has Newsweek been putting out a lot of content about how Trump is losing and doing poorly, despite most polls saying otherwise?

Beware this source. It’s one step away from a tabloid.

incorrecting (v) - the act of attempting to correct someone with incorrect information, causing hilarity to ensue.