So do we get to pick which Doom-esque demon hybrid we become or is it assigned for us?

Is this the latest wave of nonsense? I haven’t been on FB in a while

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Yes

Maybe we interpreted this article differently, but Anthony Comstock was the narrow minded prude that campaigned to make it illegal?

Man I really feel for that guy. I know it’s easy to poke fun because it’s the Internet, but he’s clearly in genuine emotional pain