You loot the kobold’s body. You find a note that reads:
“Dear Krag, I miss you so much, and I pray for you to return soon. Our clutch of eggs is due to hatch, and more than anything I want the first thing they see is their devoted father…”
Minor penalties to chance to hit, movement speed.
Bonus to charisma.
“Well, at least they seem to be creating an industry that will value safety and quality workmanship above all else.”
Featuring the Ax Battler! The famous… swordsman.
“Now all you have to do is spend the rest of your life keeping it real!”
That’s the one!
I had an ASCII Grip for the original Playstation that I really loved. It was a one-handed controller that I mostly used to play RPGs, and although it took a little getting used to, I eventually got so comfortable with it I could menu faster with the Grip than with a normal pad!
There was a sequel posted to Mastodon – mouse got a bike ride after all 😄
Wunderbar!
Cool, I learned a Spanish word today!
Thank goodness, an original joke instead of another re-tread.
You have been poisoned.
The real problem is once you get a taste for it, only 1,000 year old bottles will do.
Two monks were passing by a little pond where there were some ducks, and the first monk said, “Look at how happy those ducks are!”
The second monk said, “You are not a duck. You can’t know if they are happy.”
The first monk replied, “You are not me. You can’t know that I cannot.”
Strange – could’ve sworn I planted a DOGwood tree.
Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
Can’t fool me, I read the papers! Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated.
+1 insight