I would like to think that I would react better if that happened to me but I know that I would fumble in the worst ways possible, so I feel you

Well he had time to ssh in from his phone and type a command

I took it as the donkey being .NET

Those balls are too big, they’ll never make it in

https://aussie.zone/comment/3742559

Source: it was me, I was there

Strip the debug info, should be a lot smaller. Also check out TinyGo, it’s meant for embedded devices

No tengo nada*. It’s very counterintuitive, but to say you have nothing you must say that you don’t have nothing

Yeah fair enough, hopefully with time this will be less of an issue

Wait until you find out how a tank of gasoline fails

Linux is the old standard kernel for GNU

They have a meme relationship with dbrand

The meme is that room temperature in kelvin is a bigger number than in Celsius and Fahrenheit