ITT: bad philosophical arguments

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What’s with all the garbage fake communist quotes from NASCAR drivers in the meme page lately?

Oh man. My old Walgreens had these and I begged the manager at my new store not to let them put them in. They still haven’t made their way over yet, maybe the company realized how absolutely idiotic they are.

The only reason they wanted them is because when someone wasn’t standing directly in front of them they would play full screen ads for whatever was (supposed to be) inside.

Is there a meme here, or do you just want everyone to know that you’re a teenager that has sex

Gmail is so nice because after it’s done scouring through my potentially private emails it lets me know if I said “is attached” but didn’t attach any files

I think a step in the right direction would be fixing her posture

I was going to say you’re not a bad person, but then you swore on the Internet.

It doesn’t matter that you tried to censor it. Bad words are a strict no no here and don’t you forget it. The Internet is no home to your obscenities.

So I decided while playing Fallout 4 (around the time it came out) that I was going to try to break this habit, because it meant I never got to use any of the cool shit.

I made this decision while retaking the castle, fighting the queen crab thing. I used all the mini nukes I had on it.

Those who have played the game knows what happens next… after killing the queen, the king emerges. Way bigger, way harder to kill.

I’ve been a hardcore no exceptions hoarder ever since

Someone posted an explanation within a few seconds of you asking if you’re still lost

Yeah man WTF happened there. I just saw a “deleted by moderator” comment and a shit load of people responding quoting the comment with a bunch of I guess hate speech about LGBT? What the hell were they even talking about lmao

Have you ever searched for days, weeks even for hyper-niche content, only to find the only available torrent has 3 seeders and 17 leechers? No level of violence could reach extremism.

Ah man, you’re right, the post isn’t funny anymore

It was a crit fail on a perception check

Does it really make someone an “asshole” for just pulling up until their tire hits something? Feel like this is something 95% of people would do without realizing it until they got out and saw the sidewalk.

Like do you guys really think these people are intentionally blocking the path or something?

That was super epic gamer of you 😎 sure showed him heheheh what will you use your awesome powers for next? Pls no block I want to see your brilliant content 🥺

The problem is that an increasing number of people don’t give a shit. I don’t want my social media to be filled with some rich snob because “it makes him slightly unhappy”, especially because Musk also more than likely doesn’t give a shit. We’re all just circle jerking over the same damn guy that we can’t seem to stop talking about. He’s like the new Justin Bieber.

Except… You don’t call out racism by posting more racism? This is just a post about making fun of Elon Musk masquerading as a post complaining about posts that make fun of Elon Musk.

At the end of the day it’s just more Musk.

I always eat 2 M&M’s of the same color but on either side of my mouth.

If I mess something up (2 on left side, or green on left red on right for example) I have to even it out for the next bite (2 on right side, or red on left and green on right) otherwise I’ll lose my “M&M streak” and I don’t wanna eat em anymore.