If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

Did you know that every Bizarro comic has a hidden eyeball (bottom right), alien (top right) and piece of pie (can’t find it in this one)?

BEES?

And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.

HEAD!

You can always tell a Milford man.

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

Very wild

Ever went over a friend’s house to eat

And the food just ain’t no good?

I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,

And the chicken tastes like wood?

You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um… Goofuth.

Isn’t this Judge Doom’s plan?