that’s poor fire safety. there should never be an open flame that close to bed linen.
this person hasn’t tamed the fire; rather the flame has fooled this person into thinking its been tamed in order to position itself more optimally for its next attack.
in this part of the world, we are blessed with stray dogs who are also protected by our supreme court. it’s quite literally against the law, for example, to prohibit the feeding of strays by animal lovers.
i once saw one of them shudder and whine at the sound of fireworks. its tail scrunched under and it pissed itself in fear and confusion. its plaintive moans were drowned out by the incessant blasts of the “mala” crackers (a literal garland of 10,000 or so crackers strung out in sequence that goes on bursting for an hour or so). the poor thing just did not know what was happening and it became a shivering ball of anxiety until the blasts stopped.
anyone who sees an innocent animal suffer like that will never, ever, want to light a firecracker again.
how does one apply for such roles?
But if we’re posting a real thing, we’re forced to concede some logical limits.
ah, so gods do have limits, then, yeah? they aren’t all-powerful? agree?
Can’t make an omelet without cracking a few eggs.
ah, but you see, an omnipotent being can make omelettes without cracking eggs. the word can’t just isn’t in their vocabulary.
unless, of course, one admits that these beings are not really as powerful as one imagines them to be!
if all religions are asserted to be partially correct, would that also not imply that the other part of each religion is definitely wrong?
why then would a set of all-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful beings set in place a whole ethic that’s even partially incorrect?
if your god exists and is all-powerful, why have they allowed other religions to flourish?
i guess that position makes all amendments null and void then? including the 2nd to the US constitution?
but what is the basis of sorting here? i guess maybe the popularity of options as chosen in the past?
i don’t understand why one would even broadcast such a find. just keep the cash and keep mum.
what have they replaced the X button on their controllers with, then?
“you know all those hundreds of war crimes you’ve committed? yeah, this one may be one more.”
boy, those voice transmissions back to base informing of these leaks would be worth listening to.
is this not just a manifestation of the law of large numbers?
yep. what’s on second.
daylight come an’ he wan’ go home.
I’m a mirror. if you’re nice to me, I’m nice to you. if not, well…
yeah, it looks like there’s just bed room.
why is the customer made the butt of the joke here?
i would have thought it was the keyboard.
that was the only peripheral that had any option to escape.