play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

ah, so nonexistent?

welcome to the party, sir non-chalant

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

that is such a better name

seconding this, can barely remember anything not life shatteringly important anymore

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

a konami code stratagem would be sick though

related, but not the source we’re looking for https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3092984/

democracy officers would be proud

nicest lemmy user

sigh