It is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dog_and_Its_Reflection

They don’t give a fuck? You can hear em, moan and yuck

They are already being sold in Australia, which has fairly strict safety standards

s/ecosystem/monopoly

Roger Zelazny - Book Of Amber Liu Cixin - Dark Forest trilogy David Weber - Honor series David Drake, lots of good series to choose from Timothy Zahn - again heaps of series

Gyarados obviously