Shoutout to Dominique Pelicot, the unsung hero who took one for the team by letting all those dudes have a go at his wife. Talk about community service! He really went above and beyond in providing… uh, entertainment? I guess when you can’t entertain yourself, you just share the love.
What, did they forget how to chew or something? Don’t they have parents to teach them basic survival skills, or are we dealing with a whole generation of Darwin Award contenders? Maybe they’re just too busy playing ‘victim’ to remember to eat