In comic, dystopian reality, selling drugs (really just weed) was how I graduated college debt-free, and graduating without debt was the only way I could take out/afford a loan for a house.

So apparently, it’s true what they say, whether planting or selling trees, the best time to do it was 10 years ago. The second best time is now! (Except don’t)

Yes, the internet is much bigger than it was in 2003, and it needs more complex protective tools. The fact that you haven’t noticed cloudflare when it is working is a sign that it is, well, working.

And the fact that your favorite sites aren’t down more often is yet another sign. Downtime due to DDOS attacks alone would be so much greater without cloudflare than downtime due to cloudflare currently is. Your perspective is a pure lack of knowledge and an excess of confirmation bias.

Even as a homophone, I don’t want the word phlegm associated with my salty snacks.

Don’t call me homophonobic though, I support phonemes of all stars, stripes, and identities.

Password requirements:

• 8-12 characters
• 1 special character or number
• At least 1 capital and 1 lowercase letter
• 8oz steak tips, cut into half-inch strips, seasoned

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Yeah, the commenter considers himself a legend, but he doesn’t get the joke in the image. It’s funny because his comment is unexpected as a response to the original poster’s caption.

No way, never. That’s just not who I am.

A “little bit” doesn’t begin to cover it…