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A scanner darkly
All hail the hypnotoad
A scanner darkly
That’s nypost reporting for you, absolute trash
Lol cool bro
Yeah I make good money in Cali and am happy to get taxed accordingly. It rocks here.
Got dang this sounds hot hot hot
Quick i need a republican to tell me how this hurts the children or stifles muh innovations or something
Keep business and family separate.
I got better…
At least someone has a used catalytic converter now
What a stupid reason to die, this timeliness sucks
Aw bummer geez
Remarkably commonplace issue we have here. Happens to the best of us. First, you’re managing a funeral home like any other member of society. Then, one November not quite enough people die, you can’t quite make the bills. It’ll be OK, you tell yourself. Il just pay the crematorium their fees next month, it’ll be OK. There’s a second crematorium down the street anyways, I’ll just send my biz there.
Well crap, people are living longer. Still can’t pay that bill. Next month. Meantime, I’ll head to the third crematorium. I’ll push back on the electricity bill in the meantime and use the credit cards!
It’s been six months. I still haven’t paid these guys. Now they won’t take new bodies. They’re on to me, I’m on the crematorium black list. Ugh. Shit, what do now? I’m sure I’ll have the funds next month. In the meantime, just leave this body in the hearse we no longer use…
We have some leftover ashes, we can split those up into these nice urns and just tell new customers that these belong to their loved ones! They’ll never know the difference!
Then the cops showed up, weird
Whilst I don’t disagree, the people who spent all this money on the cyber truck almost certainly didn’t do it for the patina, and saying otherwise is pretty obvious fanboy-ism.
“Looking forward to the patina” HAHA whatever you fools gotta tell yourselves…
I think the suggestion is that the sands shifted long ago and NY times is at best an enabler of the concept that this just “happened”. This didn’t just happen, fascists have been being fascists, and they should say it.
Another study confirming we are fucked
I assume a new McDonald’s is opening somewhere at this exact moment
This guy needs more bootstraps!
/s
As long as we all have to look at a stupid unfinished building, I say this is free game
Ooooh, you forgot to include the triple-stamp, so you’re going to jail unfortunately.
Can I spray the butter?
Haven’t you heard? Republicans don’t give a fuck about the law