I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
“The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage”
Apparently he isn’t very good at being a terrorist. It didn’t even manage to knock down the door and I can’t even see any damage in the picture.
I don’t understand why so many businesses are against remote work. If I was a CEO and was told that there was a way to decrease expenditures on rent and increase employee morale I would be asking “how fast can we switch?”, not pushing back against it.
Positive adjective, rual noun
Cold beer
Warm night
Red pick-up
and something about hunting or fishing thrown in there and you now have a modern country song
I petted an opossum once, it was playing dead therefore safe to touch.
I feel the same way. I also have difficulties with thermoregulation and sometimes wonder if I’m actually a lizard person
My parents pay like 40 dollars per month for 1Mb down and like .2 Mb up
One second, let me try to recreate Ron “I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan” Desantis’s thought process:
Inhale
WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go disinfect my mouth
Unlike billionaires, some parasites are beneficial to humanity (there’s a species of wasp that lays its eggs in plant-destroying caterpillars, and leeches can be used as bait while fishing).
Republicans try to increase birth rates, but end up blocking IVF instead:
“It hurt itself in its confusion stupidity!”
I can absolutely see someone with androgen insensitivity syndrome (female with XY chromosomes) getting thrown in jail for this.
For reference, a mature colony of honey bees usually numbers around 40,000. That’s 1.5 colonies of bees.