copandballtorture [ey/em]

One in a thousand to even get a chance to talk to someone, what an encouraging system

Well yeah, NA counter-strike is a joke

You used to be cool, Sweden

Came here to say electrician. Or anything related to utility (gas, electric, water, Internet, transportation) maintenance. These are often “we need someone 365 days a year” jobs, because they are literally the ones maintaining infrastructure for the rest of us, but those jobs also pay well and are in demand everywhere there are people.

If you’re not qualified for that stuff, consider starting with something like Flagging/traffic control. You’ll start as the poor sap holding a sign in the rain, but you can study and eventually become the person who designs/approves the traffic control plans, etc etc. Pretty much all utility work requires traffic control.

Surveying/Right of Way/GIS, if you’d rather work in a cube

“this essay cost me ninety thousand dollars, you bet your ass I’m gonna read it”

What the heck is that watermark

Cars aren’t good at going slow. They need a “chill mode” setting where light pressure on the accelerator for 2 seconds doesn’t move you from 20-30mph before you realize it. I like going the speed limit and have a hard time only going 20 on some roads because it’s just so dang easy to accidentally bump up to 30mph. Automatic transmission problems

doing a bang up job, fellow workers

I coulda passed if I wanted to