Happy Birthday owes it’s place to function. I don’t think anybody actually enjoys it as music.

Easy, find the guy stuck with your old job, offer to take those servers off his hands.

This generational. I’ve seen a number of names I thought of as grandma names come back into fashion. People who are young enough not to have experienced grandmas with those names pick them. Gertrude is a grandma name to me, BTW, not a great-grandma name. I actually had a grandma named Gertrude. Welcome to old. (Edit: my brain glitched from Mildred to Gertrude there. Looking forward to Alzheimers.)

I picked long ago. I just finally found a potential upside.

Even if he were prosecuted, his lawyers could claim he was too senile to know what he was doing, and it’s not like he’s got enough years left in him to worry about seeing the end of it.

Those are things that are in the interest of the US foreign policy agenda.

Can someone remind me of the last time a U.S. president took a principled stand on some foreign policy issue? Seriously, I’m not just asking this to be a dick. I’m pretty sure things are set up to ensure this does not ever happen.

AWD with a mini engine on each wheel.

that’s really fucked up. don’t get me wrong, i’m not judging you, our culture has probably fucked me up the same way as you, i just dont happen to have kids. but not preparing kids for the real actual world is fucked up, and there is a serious disconnect with reality being instilled by our culture in them, and also in you to make that happen. my point is that it is a serious dysfunction in modem culture required to make happen.

everything my parents ever did.

laptop is just a more expensive desktop but it lets you do what you’d do on a desktop from the couch, bed, deck, coffee shop. it all depends on your habits.

Funny, I just finally gave up on it just a few months ago and moved on Quod Libet.

I was really hoping to see him almost fall over, but that was really a nothing. I hate him too, but stooping to exaggerations like this is kind of pathetic.

…spilled his arithmetic overflow on the ground.

Sorry, the laser upgrade isn’t ready yet. We thought we’d get sharks with lasers to ride them since the driving AI requires monitoring anyway.

One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.

How do you get from $200 million in fines to “it’s ok”?

That amount of evil and bold has simply become the norm for corporations, so that seems a no-brainer, collusion is not needed.

Oh they thought of that, there’s a whole bunch of cushions glued to that side of it.

Then “your welcome” implies you might not be welcome. Seems like either both work or both are problematic, he can’t have it both ways.