Send it to Germany :)
We need it soon (hopefully)

You could also just order something super expensive for free and just resell it

I always thought that was a one piece dress but apparently it’s not?

If the space was infinite, we wouldn’t exist.

From the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

Ah yes, basic functionality that should’ve been there from the beginning (I use arch btw)

Ah yes, something being broken because of your previous attempt to fix it.
That’s a certified classic.

it’s based on Kubuntu 🐵

I had a suspicion there was going to be a response like this. Never heard of it but sounds very interesting.
I doubt I’ll properly understand it without a good YouTube video. I shall embark on a search

It makes more sense in terms of our perception. But from a science perspective Klevin Kelvin makes more sense since you can’t go lower than 0 K and negative temperature doesn’t really make sense, since it’d mean something like negative energy.

A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩

The game Superliminal about to become realitiy (slight /s)

I like raisins in cake, but they have no business being in cookies

The tests wouldn’t even run of that was the issue, pretty sure (depends on the language I suppose)

This my favourite yet

frfr ong no cap bro

And Bottles

Ok Ariane Grande 👍🏼

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Pretty sure it’s an intentional typo

As others have suggested you could just your phone as an MP3 player, which I have been doing for multiple years now and works just fine, you just need an app for playback (you could just use something that’s already on the phone, but the experience will definitely be better with something dedicated); I use Poweramp, which is like 5 bucks but it’s definitely worth that much. If you want to use an MP3 player, they definitely still make these, from cheap ones for like 20 bucks to, in my opinion, completely overpriced ones for 300+ bucks for audiophiles. If you also want to rip your CDs, you can try this reddit thread. They used a tablet but I guess it should work an android phone just as well (unless Pixel doesn’t want to…)