Oh no my femurs
Fancy
Did you pleasure yourself on the pizza or your ranch bottle has a crusty hole?
What’s brown and sticky
I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans
$4.44 is an odd price for a hot dog combo
The sword will grow up with a traumatic childhood having been beaten by his father
Better to be loved than hated?
So you have two pairs of legs? And wont the pizza grease stain the sheets?
People express their love in many ways
How do you think they come out warm and clean?
There’s a lil piggy in all of us
It’s called a return to sender situation
This is big, will I be notified?
So your password is cardboard fort?
Through the pooping glass
Bone = hello , jaw = dumbass. What’s so hard to understand
True friends poop together. Friends who poop together stay together forever