I demand China stop telling other countries what to do until they themselves stop genociding Uighur people.

I see you’ve been to 8oz.

Yes, it seems that way because your kitchen scale is faulty and measuring everything a bit on the light side.

Make sure you have plenty of toilet paper.

I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.

The world court can do two things. First, arbitrate between two consenting states who agree to abide by the decision. Second, issue advisory rulings which have absolutely no functional authority. America doesn’t have to step in. Nation states around the world wouldn’t have signed onto a world court that could actually compel them to obey, we all like our sovereignty.

I always take off my watch when I’m fucking. Feels weird with the algorithm watching.

If you ran for 24 hours straight you’d have burned off a ton more than 2k calories…

Make better coleslaw maybe?

By reposting the meme, you have implicitly accepted full responsibility for it’s content. That’s like rule 7 of the Internet or something.

But other apes use tools…

Oh man, staple crops are subsidized waaaaaayyy more heavily than beef. Some of this grain goes to the beef industry as feed, so it is indirectly supported by taxes. But the reality is that the soy, barley, beans, or whatever else is in that veggie burger are subsidized directly and more extensively.

We could have called them Flemish fries.

I was in my early teens in the 90s when leaded gas was finally banned in the US. Furthermore, lead doesn’t degrade, only slowly disperse. People born in the early 80s still got a hefty dose of lead. Yay us.

Elder millennial here, I get all three! What’s my prize?

And yet, having more representatives fundamentally reduces the power of each as well. Your vote is fundamentally worth less as the population increases. Something you’re just gonna have to come to terms with.

You do know how much water is wasted to produce comments like this, right?

For some reason not returning the shopping cart makes me angrier than the meme about abusing self checkout.

I prefer my wheat shredded.

I have the soapy cilantro gene. Cilantro is one of my favorite flavors. No, I don’t generally like the taste of soap. The soapiness of cilantro is very mild for me and is lost in the strong flavor of the herb unless I specifically am looking for it.