How fucked would it be reading online that you may lose your job…

Fully acquitted… from life

That looks nothing like the guy from Lion King

Wait, so I can take my cat somewhere and have them scratch someone else besides me?

This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn’t work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

My wife is OCD cleaner, I tell people and they’re like lol mine too… no brah. If she is stressed we have to change the bedsheets daily. Toilets and sinks are cleaned minimum once per day but more like 3 times. Vacuums the house 2 to 3 times, mops the whole fucking house 2 times and then like mops random spots 10 times a day. I do all this shit too on my day off while she is at work because I love her and don’t want her to do it all when she gets home and then if I forget one thing it’s an argument… and she will just redo it all anyways so I didn’t have to actually do it. Hours upon hours are spent cleaning. Sometime she is up in the middle of the night like 1am putting on a load of washing or unpacking the dishwasher

HuDis new app

It’s not even the picture, it’s the promise you own a picture

Sweet, my wife is vegan I am not. So between us we can have a 12 hour shower each.

Same, I’ll unpack any electrical item and keep all the packaging including the wire tiers on cords, plastic bags with the tape carefully folded back and pack all of that back up in the box and storage the empty box in my garage incase. I then use the item until it breaks and then 6 years later see the box on a shelf while walking passed, realise I no longer own said item and throw the box away.

Brah is a meme community, the shit needs to be funny not true and peer reviewed

Lol imagine having a go at somebody’s reply while you’re on the internet and can look it up yourself…

Top Six Hour is the only way to roll. Unless you use something else which is also fine

I thought it was gonna be a USB drive but this works too

Both sides?

Yep, I did it for over 11 years and while on boarding new staff I always made sure they understood come to me if you want the day off, I don’t care when, I’ll never say no, just let me know when you know.

If you don’t do this and the person can’t find somebody to cover and they really need the day off for whatever reason then they just call in sick that morning and it’s a lot harder finding a replacement at 5am that day vs 3pm the day before.

Scamdrew tait has a whole university

30 would be nice, it’s more like 50

This is a stock stock meme… I think it can go one step further if the stock in the photo is livestock, stock stock stock meme

I still remember when you could like bounce it off a mirror around someone trying to block you