I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

My codebase doesn’t have features, I’ve been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

…And you’re a school bus driver for a Sunday school

It’s Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!

Cause I’m single and trying to pass this math test

It would’ve been funnier without the speech bubbles imo, but still great

It worked, thanks!

Thank you, Anti FOMO Raven!

I’ve been thinking the same thing every day for the last 10 years or so…

It’s a feature, not a bug.

The voices’.

100%. Need to get the bullets out the gun

Try being typeless next time

Just make sure you do it in writing.

I accept your offering

HOW

HOW

HOW

Shut up about the sun!!!