On a dating app. Bumble or Plenty of Fish or Coffee Meets Bagel. I no longer remember.

I had just finished college and had proof and confidence that I had shed my desperation and insecurities. I was excited to date. Had intentions of dating a lot, sleeping around, finding a cool, low commitment consistent FWB or something.

I was set to be a menace and enjoy my heaux phase.

Tinder was full of bots, so I tried a few different apps, meta few girls, but hadn’t really hit it off with anyone. I knew I liked weird/off kilter/nerdy girls. That much was certain.

So when I saw her tagline, which specifically asked for facts about a certain, semi obscure animal, I (excuse the pun) pounced And that was the greatest mistake I ever made.

She was a weirdo, to be sure. But like, a cool one. Self-confident. Curvy. With similar cultural experiences as me and a lot of similar interests and tastes. And I like the way she thought about things. She felt the same way.

After our second date I didn’t wanna talk to other women. I didn’t wanna play the field or sleep around or build a ho-tation. I just wanted her I wanted her to like me, to think about me, to want me too.

We’ve been married for 6 years now. She’s still a lil goofy. Still very charming, very curious, and chubby curvy, and the person I most wanna hangout with on any given day.

No worries; you asked a genuine question and got a genuine answer haha… My wife is awesome and the best partner i could ever ask for, so I’m ahead of the game in that regard

Sure. Some non-nude examples

• https://files.catbox.moe/sfgvm9.jpg
• https://files.catbox.moe/4m0rxn.jpg
• https://files.catbox.moe/ieci3i.png
• https://files.catbox.moe/0g76xt.png
• https://files.catbox.moe/fuzg0f.jpg
• https://files.catbox.moe/kwkngg.jpg

It’s the NSFW Content. TBH.

The artists who draw the art/topics/proportions I’m into, and the IRL models with those proportions, don’t exist on Mastodon. If they do I haven’t found them. So Twitter still gets my horny clicks cause that content doesn’t exist elsewhere.