PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages
You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache
PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages
You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache
Man fuck CVS. I once sat on hold on the phone for an hour and a half with a local CVS pharmacy.
That was more than enough time to take a shower, get dressed, drive my angry ass up to the Pharmacy, and have it out in person with the people there doing … nothing.
I sat in line while still on hold. I got my prescription refilled while still on hold. None of them ever picked up the phone.
I held my phone up while still on hold (with their phones ringing nonstop) to show the pharmacy employee I had been waiting for an hour and a half and had to drive up to the pharmacy to resolve the problem in person when it should have taken no more than 5 minutes over the phone.
So that was the last time ill ever go to CVS. Fuck them.
My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling
Republicunts did not read or maybe comprehend a bill they passed during the Trump years which accidentally legalized THC products derived from hemp or products that technically are hemp and not cannabis because the delta 9 THC concentration is low enough.
From my also limited understanding cannabis can be harvested early before the delta 9 thc crystals form… from the precursor THCa already present in the plant
THCa on its own is not psychoactive however it breaks down into normal THC when exposed to sunlight … or heat when you smoke/vape it
So you can buy legal (for now) basically weed in the form of high thca flower online and have it shipped to your mailbox.
Im considering anonymously buying some online and having it shipped to my states AG office because fuck that dude needs to smoke some weed
Because she didnt say it with her hips
We are only able to confirm her hips dont lie
Beets, Bears, Battlestar galactica.
Not opinions just facts
How do I reeeach theese Normies
Code whisperer
(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)
The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together
Their kid is a burgeoning youtube star.
All he does is unboxing videos
Yeah physics really jumped the derivatives shark with snap crackle and pop
Edit: they just kept coming up with more fucking derivatives its now Snap, crackle, pop, lock and drop
You gotta desecrate the mummys corpse completely otherwise they just come back to life
Or just start as the mormon class
No fuck off gen x already blew theirs on cocaine and dotcom stocks
I tried using regex to parse xmls files once. Then i found this post and realized xml was even worse than html
Still mad about this one
Final space was so good. Cartoon Expanse
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
Youll need to write a gooey in visual basic first
Hey Liz Lemon do you kind if i degoogle myself in your office?
Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.
Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but
Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?