Genocide.

Looks too young and round faced to be chiti. It looks a little like Demi adijuyibe

“Get fix and chill” is my new catchphrase when I do my daily and nightly heroin

What the fuck that smile is going to haunt my goddamn dreams

“Kangaroos are just deer that have spent time in Australia.”

FTFY. Although, what’s the difference? Saying the same thing in different words, right

Lol sitting in that chair, in front of that mirror, most people would be lucky to see the top of their heads

Not to mention, for a vanity, that mirror is really far away hah basically saying, “youre ugly. You don’t even want to see yourself.”

The amount of evangelical Christian’s in America who think Jesus was white is way too damn high.

You mean…100%?

I mean…you could still do that. There are just more advanced electronics stores. Just because they’re not called RadioShack doesn’t mean you can’t still got to a store.

I mean…it kinda makes the most sense to bring Jesus back.

• Still none of us would leave the house to rent movies if blockbuster came back.

• None of us have shopped at toys r us since were had our own money to spend, so toys r us wold exist to us all the same way it does now: a fond memory.

• RadioShack…I mean, would anyone not buy their shit online if that happened? Nah. Also, not to mention, fuck corporations and chain stores and consumerism.

And if you bring Jesus back…he’s a socialist pacifist Jew that might have a chance of setting the worst America has to offer right on their misguided opinions. We need more powerful anarcho-socialists, especially powerful ones—and I mean, literally powerful. He is purportedly magic. Boom. Goodbye capitalism.

No question. Bring Jesus back. And Conan.

I mean…it kinda makes the most sense to bring Jesus back.

• Still none of us would leave the house to rent movies if blockbuster came back.

• None of us have shopped at toys r us since were had our own money to spend, so toys r us wold exist to us all the same way it does now: a fond memory.

• RadioShack…I mean, would anyone not buy their shit online if that happened? Nah.

And if you bring Jesus back…he’s a socialist pacifist Jew that might have a chance of setting the worst America has to offer right on their misguided opinions. We need more powerful anarcho-socialists, especially powerful ones—and I mean, literally powerful. He is purportedly magic. Boom. Goodbye capitalism.

No question. Bring Jesus back. And Conan. Being Conan back.

It’s from an SNL sketch

Boys: is checking your email basically drugs?

Lol take it easy, bruv. It was clearly a joke

Mm-hmm.

I actually don’t know anything about that. I searched “Jonas brothers hair” and it all looks like relatively normal hair.

I browse all federated communities almost exclusively…I’ve never seen any wiener-centric porn.

Because a lot of the time, it’s furry porn.

Actually, maybe this is a testament to how much lemmy has changed in such a short time, but I actually don’t see much furry porn nowadays. It’s nice.

I mean…I don’t use it. But I’m not the one bitching about $20.

Weak chin

Rawring 20s here we come