I think this is the best explanation I’ve ever seen to the reapond to the vertical video complaint. Thank you!

“I’m holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed.”

Shitbreak won’t have a problem shitting at school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.

Oh yeah? What about 0? And 1?

As a teacher, I’m sure my students would notice if I left early.

And my axe!

Pizza and weed sounds like a good business model, tbh

“Uhhh… Ken? What exactly did you want me to do here?”

I may be wrong, but you can tell that this isn’t in the US because the doors actually seem to go all the way to the floor.

It’s like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

OH MY GOD YOUR MOTHER IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

See, this is why I tried to say that it was only one person’s opinion, one I found interesting. I never meant for it to mean that I thought the invasion was justified, or that one person’s opinion should invalidate all the other opinions or statistics out there.

Anyway, this person came to the US to go to college and decided to stay. She married an American, and she was a US citizen long before the invasion of Crimea. She is ethnically Russian, and she still has family in Russia. She was in favor of the Russian invasion of Crimea because of that.

I can’t really speak too much more about her feelings because it isn’t a topic I discuss with her very often.

Complete tangent, and obviously only a single case, but I know a woman originally from Crimea (now lives in the US) whose family is ethnically Russian, and she was happy when Russia invaded Crimea because she always felt Russian and never felt Ukranian. Anyway, just a single anecdote which does not necessarily reflect my feelings on the matter.

Maybe… Maaaaaayyyyyyybeeeee the Democrats need to nominate someone who is actually worth getting excited about instead of just being not-Trump.

This fall, on Fox… Are You Faster than a 4th Grader?

Nothing happened there for the entire year?!? No military parades? No groups of people coming together to talk about what they have in common? Amazing that nothing happened there for an entire year!

Teaching as a profession sucks ass in general right now… but at least a lot of the special educator-specific bullshit is not my problem anymore. But thank you.

Someone told me that if I wanted to be a history teacher I should get a degree in special Ed to “make myself more marketable.” It took 14 years to get out of special education and land a job teaching history

Hey, now. We also make friends online!

History teacher here. If this was turned in to me, rhe first thing I’d do is laugh, then have a conversation with the student. If s/he says they’d be ok with me emailing a copy of this to their parents (I’m assuming the parents speak Chinese), then I’d just give them an A for pure gall. If the kid isn’t from a Chinese-speaking family, I’d probably still give him/her kudos and then make them turn in whatever they put into Google translate to begin with. But really, this is the kind of malicious compliance I wish my students had the creativity to pull off.