MisterMoo

A former president just barely got over 50% in the first-in-the-nation Iowa Caucuses and we’re describing his victory as “dominant” and a sign of strength instead of a historically weak showing from someone who’s already had the job. The media continues to not know how to talk about him.

It is an absurd statement to argue that the average cyclist on the average bike can sprint to over 30mph “without much trouble.” Maybe with a tailwind going downhill, and even that is, ahem, dangerous.

“Also if it helps he’s been dead for over a year.”

“Lede” I’ve heard because of the common expression “burying the lede.” You’re telling me “graf” is standard language for published articles?

Ohhh, I get it. I get jokes.

Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others.

This is such a great project! I can see how there’s a little room for clean-up on that long S. Plus the comma-looking apostrophe 😵‍💫. Although maybe that’s how that punctuation mark acted back then?

Dark matter is “sketch,” declares man over 50 who has no credentials in astrophysics.

Gary Larson was my favorite memer. Ever seen The Far Side memes?