You don’t need to think of something good to say, just throw something random out and roll. It makes the situation funnier imo

Personally, alpine linux grew on me a lot.

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

| Creates account with service provider

| Surprised when megically, service provider has password

I don’t get it.

There is an option to port coreboot to any computer but I’m not sure exactly how.

Originally, AFAIK it was between Xenia and Tux, and Tux won.

Why Linux is portrayed as a Penguin?

It’s not.

Just for the record, Project Sandcastle is essentially dead, and postmarketOS is finicky at best and unusable at worst. Not saying it’s a terrible idea, just that it’s still in its early stages.

Not excusing the backpack, but the screwdriver was actually pretty good, almost worth the price.

There’s a guide to install alpine on one of the Kindle fires that had the “paper-like” display

Seconding Infinity