That’s for the courts to deci-- oh, fuck.
Columbo is the true golden god.
Go home and spend time with your family. No one can help you now.
It was a really poor design decision making it look so much like the ‘other-destruct’ button
Did anyone else feel like this article just reads like an ad for their new value menu?
He was the son of Godzilla, after all.
Poppycock.
No, but I would relish throwing you in a blender.
Corporate personhood was ruled on in 1886.
It’s a red bean matcha pizza and your focus is on the beans?
Doom, one of the best games of the mid 70s?
Who else here remembers late nights slaying demons to Simon and Garfunkel’s “Bridge over Troubled Water?”
I was never treated better than when I was actively communicating with HR.
I like to imagine they always take a little pause to raise their eyebrows and tilt their head when they say “fully”.
“TO FIND IT… TO FIND IT… TO FIND IT…”
Personally? It’s like making fun of your little brother, whom you love, but are secretly afraid might be better than you.