i take pictures of Biggs
oh I’ve been there before. Anti-getting-hit-with-a-car-bricks aren’t even the weirdest part about the place. They got so many seagulls over there they have professional falconers who have trained hawks to scare off the seagulls. Absolutely bizarre to see IRL
the little “world tension” meter in HOI4 just went up by like 3%
losing half of my income to imagine a version of myself with the other half of my income? I can do that for free. what on earth is supposed to be the upside here? one that’s so great I’m losing half of my money?
No? They killed the most people they have since recording in 2022 and then killed more next year
jesus fucking christ. last i heard, 2022 was the deadliest year on record for police murders and that’s already been overturned
“ChatGPT, please write me the most American headline possible”
Ah, a restaurant run by the head chef and the head chef alone
pffft. just get the 1tb of storage and download more ram
In the bottom left it shows the current year in the Aztec calendar, presumably cut off and the “current year” in the Gregorian calendar at 2015 AD. I’m 95% sure this is just some guy’s alt history map, especially considering how many wack ass names some of these places have
go fuck yourself
does “bigotry” against landlords and the bourgeoise class count
holy fucking shit i actually spelled burggwasury right on the first time
thank
Does anyone have the blank version of this?
softcore sandy cheeks hentai
dials 911 “HELLO, VOLCEL POLICE???”
which one is getting the best head though???
Me, clocking out of summer in the northern hemisphere: “Good luck, bud. Glad to be the fuck out of there”
Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”
The jig is up. Run
Apologize profusely
[Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are
EVEN 58%
+1 You look terribly frazzled
This is a Red Check. It can not be retried
Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster
Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back
The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression
Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”
Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this
fucking imperialist crimes against humanity denialist, the number is 22% 
I probably couldn’t stoop down that low if I tried
@TomboyShulk@hexbear.net tagline pls