Nobody wants to mention the Malazan Empire series? That’s probably fair since chances are good someone would screw it up royally.

The best part is no matter what health insurance he has (or doesn’t have), that’s gonna be expensive as fuck by the end of the year.

When you have too many cooks in the kitchen, it’s okay to hate some things on the menu. Unfortunately, the hired cooks are coming from the same awful school.

LEGO my LEGOS!

*plays Warrant - Uncle Tom’s Cabin

You’re incorrect. It is indeed a higher chance to switch from #1 to #3. You should look up Monty Hall paradox. It’s in the link that you replied to that explains it.

Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine

That’s where the burning bush comes in.