Hank

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

It hits all criteria for me to define it as a sandwich. I can eat it and I can stick my dick in it.

A baby is also a sandwich.

I never read it but there’s a great post about it on r/hobbydrama.

I thought you summon Nova Scotians with ‘smokes, let’s go’.

Generalizing anyone who argues against tankies as neolibs isn’t portraying the situation correctly.

I’m not a fan of healthy young people using e-bikes but the speed argument is in bad faith. To hit 20mph for more than a short moment you have to be a fit, experienced rider unless you have a fancy race bike which is tricky to ride and will massively limit where you can ride, the comfort and safety.

I’m not a nerd.

I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they’re having fun.

That sucked.

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

Hey that’s not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.

Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.

It’s the weekend, brighten up and maybe go outside or something. You sound a little grumpy.

You mean like Queen Elizabeth I who ruled over England from 1558-1603?

You’re right of course but I just couldn’t help being a smartass when the arguably most powerful person in the world at the beginning of the century was a woman.

Me everytime I write a comment.

I’m so delighted that a mindless shitpost can make people brainstorm a terrorist attack.
I like your engagement.

Where do they even get these? Ali Express? I would imagine backpacks are more accessible but seemingly there’s a market for suicide vests.

I want to see people splitting up their Funko pop collection during a divorce like that pathetic couple back then with their Beanie babies.

You know who else says that? ISIS, that’s right!

That sounds like terrorist propaganda to get soldiers more comfortable with getting closer to suicide bombers.

That looks like an extended collage of pictures of Prigozhins disguises.