“He’s not going to hurt the poor. He’s too smart for that.”

Oh, you infuriating fucking summer child. It’d be hilarious if I wasn’t stuck in this hellbound handbasket with the rest of you fucking mongoloids.

“Hey Eddie, good to see ya. How’s your mother?”

“Who says i got a mutha?”

You don’t speak for everyone. Kiddo.

All glory to Space King!

And get these filthy girls out of here!

You don’t get out very often.

For the first time in my life, i agree with Trump; Musk isn’t “going to be the president.” Musk IS the president.

“It’s a titty bit nipply today. Best turn up the hooter.”

See ya in a couple millennia, Señor Van Winkle.

Does heat death of the universe count as punishment?

I’m liking the change I’m seeing: fewer CEOs.

Can’t murder a cockroach. Or a mosquito. Or a leach, or a bedbug, or a flea. You exterminate those.

Look around. Read the room. You don’t speak for “everyone,” kiddo.

The same day Thompson was killed Blue Shield backed off their announcement to stop paying for anesthesia during surgery. A healthcare improvement directly tied to that killing.

“What’s five hundred million times zero? AND DON’T SAY IT’S ZERO!”

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

“LOOK AT ME CORPORATE DADDY! I STILL LOVE YOU! YOU CAN STEP ON THIS SNEK!”

-finitebanjo

You’re all over this thread, deepthroating the proverbial boot. Keep it up, but just know that no matter how much you lick and love that little foot glove, it won’t love you back.

“One dead CEO.”

“Many more to go.”

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don’t ban.

Fuckin’ A.

I ask “why” every time I’m reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.

Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She’s YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!

scene

No? Still in this timeline? …fuck.