FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

“Irradiate the Roads? You don’t actually believe this do you?”

“Eh, gotta irradiate something!”

Plasticizers are chemical compounds that make materials more flexible. “No matter who you are, or where you are, your daily level of exposure to these plasticizer chemicals is high and persistent,” Volz said. “They are ubiquitous.”

Well, at least all the microplastics invading my brain are staying nice and flexible…

Gilligan’s ISSland

“That’s right! It’s going well…”

“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”

Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?

The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.

“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”

One month later

“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”

“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”

And that’s not even with the “real man” window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they’re hauling

“What?! No! My identity is “Truck”. And the bigger the truck the more my identity it is!”

🎵 We’ll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find

He’ll have to strike through them all
and we’ll monitor his mind 🎵

I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:

“You can’t make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn’t care about the auto-workers. That’s a direct attack on your cousin!”

It’s not what I was hoping for but that was still a fun video

Sorry. No. Real freedom is when cars.

I don’t think I’ve ever had the chance to post this sincerely before…https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

“Of course it does! We trained those divers well, they wouldn’t generate evidence for our investigators to find that points back to us now would they?”