I mean they have to hit you with just the right amount of a lot of things to make you funny, but I’d put a lot of determiners far ahead of any possible correlation to trauma

• critical/analytical thinking
• a personality that sees ‘attention’ as a reward
• strong social drive and desire to please others
• communication skills

To be more ‘funny’ than ‘suicidal,’ wouldn’t the right amount of trauma always be as little trauma as possible?

Pun 10/10, execution 6/10

“You can’t even ask them to drop the puns—their response will just be Dublin down”

Actually “ore-sama”

Based on anime I know that if you don’t want to sound like a cringey weeb, the two best ways to greet people are “kisama” and/or “teme”

I’m to the point where I can tell when some things are poorly translated in the subs—i.e. how they could better be translated to english to convey their original meaning. And if I close my eyes I can definitely understand bits and pieces of the conversation. Anime re-uses lots of phrases and expressions, and some words are very distinctive or even happen to sound like an english counterpart of similar meaning. So I’ve learned a good amount of them from sheer repetitive exposure.

Honto ni!

You taking the piss bruv? my default assumption on the net is’at every cheeky git I talk to is a minging ratty boi

Ahem, daBAdee daBAda

My secret to keeping people from hating me is to live a life of obscurity and squalor

He is literally crying in the picture though. What is this book of lies?

There’s a spider (spider ((spider)))… deep in my soul

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Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?

I’m actually laughing out loud picturing this and i’m not gonna explain why to my coworkers

Well how far back are we talking? 200,000 years or just since writing was invented. Technically those cave paintings from tens of thousands of years ago could be telling historic events of some kind but if we even just say “only since 5000BCE” and only consider events of significant historic consequence shaping any given region (as opposed to neighbors starting a blood fued by shitting in each others yurts), then it’s STILL probably like 90% lost which is just wild.

Sometimes working at something for long enough puts you into like a fugue state. It’s like the opposite of “flow” where you just dumb down.

^This happens to me only when I had entered my dumbzone the previous shift

I’m dumb and I can remember the 90’s

I’m sure there’s some seagull out there with a 1000-yard stare who went through the most fucked up shit of his life in the 90’s and remembers it like it was yesterday.

The fuck is this OP?

Picture shows 500gb drive - 2/10 would not save

I was a heroin addict and only jerked off like once a month for years (i.e. whenever I could get my hands on a couple adderall, i’d get my hands on something else). Now i’m clean and exercising and gaining weight and trying to be a human again, and I kinda started jerking off a bit more and I’ve realized just like with eating — the more I eat the more I feel the need to eat— the more I jerk it the more I find myself wanting to jerk it. Now I feel I’ve opened a degenerate can of worms.

I kind of liked not being a slave to my monke brain… except then I was a slave to my junke brain. Someone just teach me how to live.

I read “OKAY SEX” at first lol

That means I’m not gay right? Or does it just mean my dick is mediocre…

Anything wet can impart wetness to other things. That’s like saying a sponge isn’t wet because it makes other things wet.

The properties of water are what make something wet, so water isn’t NOT wet—water is 100% wetness. It’s the wettest anything can be.

It’s for police bootlickers, “the thin blue line that protec all humanity frum evil!”

When in reality it’s the thin blue line that just as often abuses power and murders innocents and breaks the law and violates civil rights of anyone who doesn’t “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH”