The official hat of “females always pick the chads, even though I dress better than all these normies!”
The official hat of “females always pick the chads, even though I dress better than all these normies!”
Same. If Zillow is correct my house is worth 90k more than we paid for it, but I can’t sell it because everything else went up with it, and I’m locked into a stupid low interest rate. It’s like someone gave me a beer that never gets empty, but I also have to hold it forever. If I want to switch to a different drink I’m shit outta luck, but I can’t really complain because I always have the beer 🤷♂️
Supply and demand. Stop letting people (or corporations) buy more than one house and watch prices fall. I own a home, and I’m perfectly willing to see it lose value in order to avoid seeing my country turn into some modern feudalistic hellhole.
remigration
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We’ll just need to build some places to keep them all together until we can get them out. Probably most efficient to get them there by train. Wait…
Might’ve been my kid. Took him to the doctor a few weeks ago and as soon as we got to the check-in desk he decided to throw up all over the desk, the rug in front of the desk, and me. I had extra clothes to change him into, but of course I didn’t bring extra clothes for me so I got to spend the next hour at the doctors office smelling like vomit.
Same, except Will Arnett’s voice doesn’t make me physically cringe. It just makes me envious.
I’d solve it by making a tremendous deal! People always ask me, “how do you make such beautiful deals?!”
Sweet nectar!
Don’t worry! I’m sure the default username and password didn’t get changed either.
The reason I think is because any unofficial and potentially unsecured communications access point seems like a vulnerability. If some moron posts a picture using that unofficial access point I’d be worried it could be traced to the ship’s location.
That seems like a significant security risk
The internet was a mistake
How many election cycles until Democrats talk themselves into running with a Republican VP running mate in the name of “unity?”
I think you may have missed the premise: right-wing mouthpieces, at the behest of right-wing billionaires, describing the Democrats modest reforms as “literal communism” is farcical to the point of parody.
Had that experience with Comcast about 2 weeks ago. Took 15 minutes and three attempts to get to a representative. The chat bot couldn’t figure out what I meant when I said I needed my cable buried again. On a side note it’s been 2 weeks and they still haven’t sent anyone out to bury it again 🤦♂️
I’ll admit I know little about Iranian politics, but I was under the impression that the new President was a bit of a reformist. How did he manage to get a hard-line Parliament to play nicely?
Wasn’t the Death Star pretty much full of people with a British accent 🤷♂️
Now I hear Treebeard whining about modern females and how none of them want to be Entwives for alpha Ents