As a German, it seems that I am not

Nani?!

Imagine getting lil forehead kisses by every single hair snake

There called rocket scientists for a reason, not rock scientists.

This is hilarious to read for me because my mind automatically makes a pause after every emoji, longer than two periods, and it feels like every sentence is very emphasized. But the silence is filled with this not-so-serious emoji. Idk, hard to explain it

And look for… what? /gen

🔥🔥

I’m so tired of seeing Fraktur being used as the symbol font for the Third Reich.

>:W

Luckily I live in a country where education is free 😎

I know it under the name of Stop Doing Science.

What a strange thing to hate. It makes you angry when people struggle with social anxiety?

I LOVE self-checkouts for small shopping. No human interaction bullshit. Just beep your stuff, whip out your card and go. Rarely do I encounter technical problems.

Sample text

There’s affection, and there’s… this. Some don’t know the concept of “getting a room”.

PAHAHAHA

That’s five i’s, not three. Go to letter jail 👉🏬

My guess is on the Finnish leader. She’s the only one I know of who has been to a party at least.

This one wins.

“No living creature suffers”? You’re wrong! Cells live, and they’ll suffer death by consumption!

/j :P