Old McDonald was more fun, E-I-E-I-O

Jake: #1, could you sing the opening for “I Want It That Way”?

#1: Really? Okay.

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Go Team Venture!

That thing where you close your eyes, forget everything, and open them to end up (min/hrs) in the future!

Mallrat to “Astrologers”:

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a (goat)… it’s a Sailboat.

Shang-chi chooses Lemmy, confirmed.

You’re already working, as the cats’ bed for the day.

“Look at this. You beat cancer and you went back to work at the carpet store? Boo…”