It’s absolutely ridiculous how hard the school systems make it to get on a bus route.

You basically have to stay at the same residence and at the same school for their entire education. Even just moving within the district and they use it as an excuse to “put you on a wait list”.

Add in the shortage of drivers (who wants that job) and any excuse they can use to change boundaries or cut a route.

It’s like the fucking DMV on steroids.

Keyword filters, then you can keep the rest of the news.

Turning up the sound from automute because you know Ukraine drop those hits!

Harambe 🦍

Plus All them Witches and Danny Brown, show would be hype, $300 is a lot but not out of the realm considering regular ticket prices.

• now that I see it’s “per day” that is indeed a bit too much.

"just sayin’ "

Yes. Yes you did. You just said.

“honestly…”

Wait, you weren’t being honest before now? I catch myself saying this and it ignites that inner cringe.

I have Elon and Musk entered individually to catch all that shit too.

Filter out the names of the candidates and a couple of crazy billionaires and you can even keep the news subs.

Measuring and establishing some boundaries by plant, rather than type, could be useful to op.

Peppers and carrots can be higher in sugar than expected. Relative to their positive flavor impact on a salad, a cutup strawberry or two adds only a small amount.

Grouping plants into fruit or veg might not be effective for calorie monitoring. Would need to know what they want to eat, and search for nutrition info. Thus a plan.

Think they’d go west over the pacific or back across the US?

Bubble sort? This wizard talk shall not pass.

My god, some of us can’t read past select queries and v-lookup ruins.

On a Friday no less.

Mythic Quest CEO Level Achieved.

Next up, stories of inappropriate conduct leak and somebody tiger’s a camero.

On this map I see a Rastafarian llama with a duck for an ass and tail.

The Nederlands is the duck.

Huh.

He owed an Austin Martin dealership. The car is a rare model worth far more than it’s sticker.

From what I understand about the new car business, I’d almost guarantee this car was floorplanned / purchased by the dealership itself (which he owned) and which then sold it for the final and ludacris sum listed.

I don’t doubt he is an out of touch candidate, with zero connection to his constituency and probably terrible ideas on governance, but this storey itself is slightly less remarkable than the headline suggests.

Excel wouldn’t stop converting sku numbers to date formats. IT guy was excited to share an “easy fix” for that with Open Office…

When I saw his genuine excitement as he described Linux, plus the security it provided I realized, if I ran Linux I’d have the best support in the company. And I did.

I eventually had to move on from Linux at work after 10yrs or so but it’s all I run at home.

All because of Excel and those fucking date codes. Which yes, Open Office solved as advertised.

And yes I know you don’t need Linux for that but it was a long time ago.

I find that last bit true with non-thong underwear as well.

I’m kinda surprised someone hasn’t done that yet, just as an “fuck you” to whichever country they are beefing with at the moment.

Like buy a bunch of expensive real-estate, and get locals to live there as a flop house and piss off the neighborhood.

I mean, I’m also not surprised but still.

OH SHIT HE IS RISEN PRAISE BE

Sleep paralysis was part of untreated apnea for me. And it sucks.

I’m not a doctor, but you might consider a sleep study if you can.