He’s a chiiiiiiiild molester…

Nothing wrong with dog’s milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfI_YUGjqFs

Yea, I meant we don’t tip in Britain as a matter of course but sure if I’ve received excellent service I might. I am a bit of a tight-arse though, not going to lie, so it’s rare.

One more reason I would hate to live in America. In Britain we don’t give tips.

Spooky ladies genitals…

Either that or you just don’t like garlic bread. Or both.

Can we all please appreciate the ridiculousness of this stock image? The guy and girl have full plates and glasses and the waitress is holding her closed pad as if she’s about to write something down.

I call AI!

You can do that you know, call AI on stuff. I’m going to do it all the time now.

Made it to July. I don’t go out much so not a big surprise. Knew it would happen. Girl I was seeing tested positive but said I could still come over to have sex. Had sex, caught covid. Stayed at home til I tested negative. Totally worth it.