As per my previous message

lol

cope

more

She plays it for 3 hours a night

“wtf are you on about? Oranges have been banned for 10 years.”

“I’m eating one right now.”

“You’re a liar, prove it.”

“I’m not going to take a picture of myself for you. What kind of idiot thinks oranges are banned?”

“Oh yeah, prove they’re not.”

“Prove oranges aren’t banned by the government? How the fuck?”

“See, I rest my case”

“You fucking idiot…[3 hours of research and case law into it being legal to eat an orange] here you happy?”

“Oh well they banned them in my country (of 6 people).”

Lol cope more

Communism killed itself, which is good because it has an almost 100% track record of turning into dictatorship.

(Capitalism is working on killing itself but hasn’t quite finished the job yet)

Or Russian

Fuckin tankies

I always try to remember this. SOMEONE is an absolute idiot in situations like this, but it’s not always the most obvious one.

Also: someone going super slow in the fast lane. It’s not always the car in front of you, especially if it’s a big car. Sometimes there’s a little car in front of em.

I’m just glad we all moved away from the “box on wheels” design of 10 years ago. God those were hideous.

In most places in the US we have pedestrians, vehicles, and bicycles all mashed together in close proximity. Statistically, there will be people killed by drivers who did nothing wrong.

Hell, there will be people killed by drivers because the pedestrian/cyclist did something stupid like run into traffic.

This law would cause a lot of harm to innocent people and I’m glad we don’t have it.

You mileage may vary. In my area, I see very few motorists run red lights or stop signs, but at least half of all cyclists do it.

You’re probably one of those people who has a mild allergy or has your brain wires crossed, like those people who think cilantro tastes like soap.

I’m outside all the time, which is where I see cyclists behaving like dumbasses

Remember, when terrible things happen to people I hate, it’s okay.

It’s the traditional soup of the gazpacho police

Basque

Word avalanche

Ceci n’est pas une meme

Conspiracy theorists are doing the ddosing

I’m a big fan, just wish it didn’t block so much nsfw stuff

I mean if you don’t understand the concept by now then your way of seeing the world is so fundamentally abnormal that it’s not worth the effort for me to find a specific combination of words that makes you understand it. You seem to lack the understanding of what a forest is, you only see a specific number of trees, or a statistical average of each and every one of those trees. You can’t conceptualize something generally applicable to all people

Not OP but - California

Lotta pretty people here