I mean, I’d get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Just the food?

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TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

You monster.

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

Why don’t you back that up with a source?

It is what it is.

USA isn’t a country, it’s a reality show.

It’s only murder if they die.

Come on Jerry, that’s not real!

Isn’t the point of official “declaration of war” thing is to kill people legally?

Meh, my dong is bigger.

Unrelated but do you think a pizza flavored cake would taste good?

Go for it fam, do what you love and the money will come!

He’s probably trying to be “that guy” around here, I wouldn’t take him seriously.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Everybody gangsta till they hear the boss singing his own battle theme music.

You know OP is the kind of guy who’s just itching to say his IQ.