• BossDj@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    I, for one, will be voting Trump to hasten the apocalypse. Anything is better than this shit.

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      4 months ago

      I, for one, hope that you step in something wet every time you’re walking around in socks. Anything is better that your comfort.

        • Veneroso@lemmy.world
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          4 months ago

          Step on a cactus with needles you can’t see to remove.

          They burn for several days until your body pushes them out.

          And may you wash your socks, only to wear them next week, and suffer again.

    • BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world
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      4 months ago

      Fortunately whether you vote for the Toupee or the Toupee’s generic opposition, we’re doomed either way! One option does delay the doom for a maximum of four years though, so take that into account.