I’ve always heard “I wanna be sedated” as “I gotta pee so bad”
“No one knows what it’s like to be the Batman…”
You already know the song O Fortuna and now you know the lyrics
Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶
Wow I have fully embodied the meme after reading this
Now that just reminds me of a blast from the past.
Holy shit it still exists! I remember looking on this website around 2001/2. Fuck that really makes me feel old.
Should I give up?
Or should I just keep chasin’ penguins?
Chase the penguins. Cease the day. That’s what I say, because I’m the coked up personality.
All the tacos you could have picked, strumming softly to sheet music 🎶
“I lost at Jeopardy, baby!”
That’s just the weird al song
Thats cause they are an interpretation of your own subconscious rather then the pop verse of the writer.
In some cases yes, but in some the misheard lyrics are actual better
Someone I know misheard “Tenth Avenue Freestyle” as “Tell the devil you freestyle” and honestly that’s a much more interesting song.
Haha i have some very funny news to tell you! The lyric is actually “tenth avenue FREEZE OUT”
Oh my god
Dirty deeds done with sheep’s
sheep’s what?
Just sheeps
i know. you just have the misfortune of receiving a comment from someone who’s unreasonably funny.
I misjudged you as a grammar Nazi. I can assure you, The funny was well within reason.
Dirty deeds and the thunder chief
Dirty deeds in the thunder gym.
Revved up like a douche…
Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night
I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.
I’d like to say this to singers…
No, maybe you wrote this in your lyrics sheet and planned to say it. But…what you actually said in the song was…
I remember being in a hotel once, and scrolling through channels and saw a concert channel playing a Bruce Springsteen show. And he’s sitting at the piano doing a little monologue about the song, and he doesn’t say douche, but refers to a cover (the Manfred Mann version) and it using “feminine products” instead of deuce, which is what he wrote.
I don’t know what Manfred said, but even the Boss thinks he said douche.
Funny, I always sang, “Wrapped up like a douche”
In the middle of the night!
Starbucks lovers
I was gonna ask if anyone else gotta love those Starbucks lovers.
“The only man who could ever breach me…”
Was the son of a breacher man.
Clearly it ran in the family.
I’m here / to remind you / of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
(I used to think the line was about her ex refusing to return to her a teddy bear that he apparently gave her as a gift. Which rather fits with the song’s theme and just seems dickish and spiteful on the ex’s part.)