… Because there’s one girl really pretty outside my window right now, which is unusual, I though most of them were near the highway, outside town… And I’m having some thoughts… I mean it’s either that or I just go back to my ranked match on Tekken 8 and jerk off later to some Brazzers.

And yes I’m an adult. Edit, I went back to my ranked match and jerked off.

  • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    4 months ago

    I’ve never had sex with a prostitute. That’s not to say that I didn’t spend the night with one. After the love of my life passed away I went to a world famous brothel a few miles from my house and met a few girls and picked one. She reminded me of her, and so I paid her a lot of money to hold me and snuggle with me and let me cry. Honestly I think that was far more intimate than fucking.