… Because there’s one girl really pretty outside my window right now, which is unusual, I though most of them were near the highway, outside town… And I’m having some thoughts… I mean it’s either that or I just go back to my ranked match on Tekken 8 and jerk off later to some Brazzers.
And yes I’m an adult. Edit, I went back to my ranked match and jerked off.
I’ve had a few meetings off tryst, one off twitter. Pretty decent way to bang someone who is ridiculously out of your league, but it doesn’t impart anything lasting. You’ll need to give your ID in most cases, and like everything else inflation has hit it hard.
Also, just like Tinder, do not expect the pictures to match reality exactly. In fact, with money involved this is probably more the rule than the exception.