… Because there’s one girl really pretty outside my window right now, which is unusual, I though most of them were near the highway, outside town… And I’m having some thoughts… I mean it’s either that or I just go back to my ranked match on Tekken 8 and jerk off later to some Brazzers.
And yes I’m an adult. Edit, I went back to my ranked match and jerked off.
In places where it’s illegal there are still independent & professional escorts, but they want references or some kind of assurance that you’re not LEO or someone crazy who’s going to hurt them.
Not that I’m interested in buying sex, but how the hell does one get references lol‽
Give them the numbers for your past employers. Or possibly other sex-workers who can vouch for you. I’d go the first route, personally.