Kids Next Door on some recon huh

For me personally the first tell is when they are morally loading every statement in an argument and are unable to engage with a topic directly. Adults should be able to discuss or debate certain topics on the value of the arguments alone without feeling pressured to include a declarative virtue signal in every clause.

When someone asks what’s a dead give away someone is a kid, it tells me they’re not old enough to remember the ASL days.

calling people kid or kiddo.

Enthusiasm.

Extreme/insane positions on everything. Not just one or two insane positions, not just political extremism; when I say everything I mean EVERYTHING. No nuance allowed. And it has to be fully sincere, otherwise you are dealing with a Jreg.

There are milder versions of this, but I have rarely met a child that didn’t have a strongly held insane belief formed from their limited experiences. My favorite was a kid who told me that eating pasta supports fascism because it comes from Italy, so loving Italian products means you support Mussolini. Pizza is fine, though, because that’s American.

I’m actually gonna give the benefit of the doubt and assume this is actually a grown idiot lol

They hate porn.

Short of a birth year in their username, I’m not sure there is one. Almost everything in this thread is something millennials inflict on me daily.

Quick to call other people kids as an insult.

I honestly can’t tell. Whenever I see a dumb outrage for video games, I tell my self that it’s a kid, but deep down I I really don’t know

This one has been easy for me lately: They spell ‘lose’ as ‘loose’.

All I’m learning from this thread is that no one can tell any consistent signs.

I don’t know

Edit: thanks for all the likes! I never got 100 before!!! 💀

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