“Whip my Hair” by Willow Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmaErg4FUAc
Usually clears out the room before the song is over and I have the stage all to myself the rest of the night.
Lol, I might need to add this to my rotation of fuck this crowd music to play on the touch tunes at a bar. I’ve cleared a few bars out playing the hulk Hogan theme song, the 30 minute pink Floyd song Echoes, and previously the uncensored 2 live crew song doo wah Diddy.
They took the latter off the whole ass app probably because of me. The song opens with “I met this bitch standing on the block, she’ll suck on my dick and I’ll buy her a rock.” All to the tube of doo wah Diddy. Boomers get all excited about it and then get all salty. They don’t make em like they used to.
It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it.
dancing in the moonlight
Tequila 😎
Country Roads, Take Me Home by John Denver
It’s a crowd pleaser every time
Smallest Church in Saint-Saens, the karaoke song in Disco Elysium.
I think I can pull the raspy voice.
Piano Man
Caballo homosexual de las montaaañas
Bruce Springsteen. I’m not a fan, but it’s the only thing my 3-note vocal range can sing. That’s three notes, and not three octaves. I barely inflect enough not to be confused with a robot.
I’m going to sing to one song and one song only…My Humps by The Black-eyed Peas!
It’s gonna depend on my mood.
Currently the mood is Ænima by Tool.
Grounds for Divorce by Elbow.
Train - Hey, Soul Sister
I’d go with Girl Fight by Soft Play. Because it’s just 10 seconds of shouting and super cool. No one needs to hear what I sound like singing.
And then promptly leave, before I get accused of attempted mass murder
I’m playing the Doom theme and fighting my way to the exit as I am clearly in hell.